Duck meat, duck rice

Had a little friendly arguement with my colleague today. She is a lady and she proves that women are indeed from Venus. And Men are indeed from Mars.

(i can't help side-tracking after writing the above statement. Men r fm Mars, but not all men r arians. But All ARIANS definitely have Martian's blood. But not all arians r men. So...either Arian women r not women OR Venus DO HAVE men there. This only proves one thing ---> *John Gray is a bloody liar.)

*John Gray (born 1951 in Houston, Texas) is an American author on relationships and personal growth, best known for his 1992 book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus, and other "pop psychology" books offering relationship advice.

In our arguement regarding relationships between couples, we touched on issues concerning points of views from the 2 genders. Like why women think it's perfectly alright to hitch a ride from a friendly driver yet their men are not allow to drive a sexy stranger.....why men seem to have this fixation on all 'roundish things' that moves (soccer, basketball, baseball blah blah..) and why women always forget they only have a pair of feet yet buy a dozen pairs of shoes.... well lady, as far as I know, you are part of the 'round evolution' (your bosoms and butt during prime, and overall figure after birth), and we men DO appreciate your assets as much as we love our balls eh... ball-games. Maybe not as excited with time, but DEFINItely appreciative *smile*

We traded verbal punches for a good while before i decided this is really heading nowhere. Instead of proving my or her point, we have to find a common ground to end this debate. My brain went into overdrive and search desperately for a solution....and suddenly!! The 'Classic Sam's wits' responded with a splendid one liner..."I might eat no duck meat, but you can cook your duck rice!"

"But I can't cook duck rice..."

"well wat i mean is I can compromise..."

"look! U should cook sometimes too, it's about sharing the load..."

"....er..I actually DUN mean this but yes, we can help to cook but not everytime..."

"Why not??... U see....blah blah ..blah blah...."


And the saga continues. Damn.

I thanked GOD again for all the soccers, basketballs and baseballs. Amen.